I have yet to hire a lawyer to tell me what to put in here to cover our collective hineys.

Just know that we've done our best with the information and code samples provided. However, we're not perfect. We've learned a new maxim "There's always another bug." At some point in each stage of the SDLC, you reach a point where the amount of effort it takes to find the next bug increases logarithmically. Unless you're working on software that human life depends on, you call it a day and move on.

SO! If something is broken, or there is a bug, I'll try to help just as a matter of personal pride; just don't try to blame me or sue me. Since we have zero control over your environment, we haven't the faintest notion in what odd and twisted ways you want to use/alter the code and information we provide. Therefore, by downloading the information or software and applying it in any way, you are taking it under your wing and do accept full responsibility for its use and agree to not hold us responsible in any way.

In legaleze:
All software and information is provided without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including without limitation any implied warranties of merchantibility or fitness for a particular purpose. Raptor makes no warranties and assumes no responsibility for and shall not be liable for any consequential or actual damages resulting from the use, performance, or application of the software even if Raptor has been advised of the possibility of such damages. You assume all risk associated with the use or the attempted use of any information or software from this site.